dink vs tool

dink

noun
  • A penis. 

  • A ride on the crossbar or handlebars of a bicycle. 

  • Hard work, especially one's share of a task. 

  • A foolish person, a despised person. 

  • A soft drop shot played at or near the non-volley zone. 

  • A soft drop shot. 

  • A light chip; a chipped pass or shot 

adv
  • Honestly, truly. 

verb
  • To play a soft drop shot. 

  • To play a soft drop shot at or near the non-volley zone. 

  • To carry someone on a pushbike: behind, on the crossbar or on the handlebar. 

  • To chip lightly, to play a light chip shot. 

adj
  • Honest, fair, true. 

  • Genuine, proper, fair dinkum. 

tool

noun
  • A penis, notably with a sexual or erotic connotation. 

  • A mechanical device intended to make a task easier. 

  • A person or group which is used or controlled, usually unwittingly, by another person or group. 

  • Something to perform an operation; an instrument; a means. 

  • Any piece of equipment used in a profession, e.g. a craftman's tools. 

  • A gun. 

  • A piece of software used to develop software or hardware, or to perform low-level operations. 

  • An obnoxious or uptight person. 

verb
  • To equip with tools. 

  • To work on or shape with tools, e.g., hand-tooled leather. 

  • To work very hard. 

  • To intentionally attack the ball so that it deflects off a blocker out of bounds. 

  • To travel in a vehicle; to ride or drive. 

  • To put down another person (possibly in a subtle, hidden way), and in that way to use him or her to meet a goal. 

How often have the words dink and tool occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )