body of water vs diprotium monoxide

body of water

noun
  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see body, of, water. 

  • Any significant accumulation of water, usually covering the Earth or another planet, such as an ocean, a river, lake or a bay. 

diprotium monoxide

noun
  • A humorous chemical name for "water." 

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