diprotium monoxide vs liquid gold

diprotium monoxide

noun
  • A humorous chemical name for "water." 

liquid gold

noun
  • Water. 

  • Beer. 

  • Crude oil. 

  • Urine. 

  • Sandalwood oil 

  • A kind of liquid preparation used to decorate ceramic ware with gold or gold colour. 

  • Any liquid that is yellow in color, such as beer, olive oil or a liquid cheese. 

  • Colostrum. 

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