diprotium monoxide vs ocean

diprotium monoxide

noun
  • A humorous chemical name for "water." 

ocean

noun
  • Water belonging to an ocean. 

  • An immense expanse; any vast space or quantity without apparent limits. 

  • One of the large bodies of water separating the continents. 

  • A blue colour, like that of the ocean (also called ocean blue). 

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