diprotium monoxide vs springwater

diprotium monoxide

noun
  • A humorous chemical name for "water." 

springwater

noun
  • Water originating from a spring. 

  • Water that is purportedly, and marketed as, originating from a spring, but is mostly or entirely filtered or tap water. 

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