disordered vs hatstand

disordered

adj
  • Deranged. 

  • in an incorrect or unexpected order. 

  • Chaotic; without clear order; in a state of disorder. 

hatstand

adj
  • Crazy, insane. 

noun
  • A device used to store hats upon, consisting of a vertical pole with a sturdy base to prevent toppling, and an array of pegs to hold the hats. 

How often have the words disordered and hatstand occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )