doody vs number two

doody

• Excrement, poop. 

• To defecate, poop. 

number two

• Feces; the act of defecation. 

• A somewhat small town, between a number one and a number three, where the success of a theatrical performance is unlikely to be very great. 

• The batsman who opens alongside the number one, but does not face the first delivery. 

• mistress (the other woman in an extramarital relationship, generally including sexual relations) 

• A pencil with hardness level 2. 

• A first mate. 

• A primary assistant; vice-leader.