douche nozzle vs royal pain

douche nozzle

noun
  • A rude, obnoxious, or contemptible person. 

  • The part of a douche that is inserted into the vagina. 

royal pain

noun
  • Someone or something which is very angering, annoying or disgusting. 

How often have the words douche nozzle and royal pain occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )