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drunk as a fiddler's bitch
vs
pissed as a fart
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
adj
Thoroughly drunk.
pissed as a fart
adj
Very drunk.
How often have the words
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
and
pissed as a fart
occurred in a corpus of books?
(source:
Google Ngram Viewer
)