drunk as a piper vs fap

drunk as a piper

adj
  • Thoroughly drunk. 

fap

intj
  • To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal. 

  • Pornography. 

noun
  • A session of masturbation. 

verb
  • To masturbate. 

How often have the words drunk as a piper and fap occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )