drunk as a piper vs teetotal

drunk as a piper

adj

  • Thoroughly drunk. 

teetotal

adj

  • Opposed to the drinking of alcohol. 

  • Abstinent from alcohol; never drinking alcohol. 

noun

  • One who abstains from drinking alcohol. 

How often have the words drunk as a piper and teetotal occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )