dork vs erect penis

dork

noun
  • A penis. 

  • A quirky, silly and/or stupid, socially inept person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends. Often confused with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same level of intelligence. 

erect penis

noun
  • a penis that is engorged with blood 

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