erect penis vs meat puppet

erect penis

noun
  • a penis that is engorged with blood 

meat puppet

noun
  • A penis. 

  • A user who makes unconstructive edits on behalf of another user. 

  • A person who mindlessly follows the commands of others. 

  • A newsreader, especially one who is not a reporter. 

  • A body that is controlled by someone or something else. 

  • A human body without consciousness. 

How often have the words erect penis and meat puppet occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )