fap vs on the wagon

fap

verb
  • To masturbate. 

noun
  • A session of masturbation. 

intj
  • To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal. 

  • Pornography. 

on the wagon

prep
  • Abstaining from drinking any alcoholic drink, usually in the sense of having given it up (as opposed to never having partaken); teetotal. 

  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see on, the, wagon. 

  • Maintaining a program of self-improvement or abstinence from some other undesirable habit. 

How often have the words fap and on the wagon occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )