fap vs pork

fap

verb
  • To masturbate. 

intj
  • To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal. 

  • Pornography. 

noun
  • A session of masturbation. 

pork

verb
  • To have sex with (someone). 

noun
  • law enforcement, those who side with criminal prosecution 

  • Funding proposed or requested by a member of Congress for special interests or their constituency as opposed to the good of the country as a whole. 

  • The meat of a pig; swineflesh. 

  • A shag; a fuck; an act of coitus. 

How often have the words fap and pork occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )