fap vs screw off

fap

intj
  • To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal. 

  • Pornography. 

verb
  • To masturbate. 

noun
  • A session of masturbation. 

screw off

intj
  • An expression of surprise or disbelief. 

  • To tell someone to leave or to stop being bothersome. 

verb
  • To leave; to bugger off. 

  • To remove the lid of a jar or other container by unscrewing it. 

  • To fail to do one's work; to goof off. 

How often have the words fap and screw off occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )