fap vs teetotal

fap

intj
  • To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal. 

  • Pornography. 

noun
  • A session of masturbation. 

verb
  • To masturbate. 

teetotal

adj
  • Opposed to the drinking of alcohol. 

  • Abstinent from alcohol; never drinking alcohol. 

noun
  • One who abstains from drinking alcohol. 

How often have the words fap and teetotal occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )