fart in a windstorm vs fart in an elevator

fart in a windstorm

noun
  • Something utterly insignificant, ineffective, or fleeting. 

fart in an elevator

noun
  • Something proverbially unpopular or useless. 

How often have the words fart in a windstorm and fart in an elevator occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )