fart in a windstorm vs piss in the wind

fart in a windstorm

noun
  • Something utterly insignificant, ineffective, or fleeting. 

piss in the wind

verb
  • To waste time on a pointless or fruitless task; do something that is ineffective or counterproductive. 

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