fart in a windstorm vs piss up a rope

fart in a windstorm

noun
  • Something utterly insignificant, ineffective, or fleeting. 

piss up a rope

verb
  • To engage in futile or impossible activity. 

  • Used as an abrupt dismissal. 

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