fridge vs schlong

fridge

verb
  • To gratuitously kill, disempower, or otherwise remove (a character, usually female) from a narrative, often strictly to hurt another character (usually male) and motivate vengeance. 

  • To place (something) inside a refrigerator to chill; to refrigerate. 

noun
  • A refrigerator. 

schlong

verb
  • To defeat or humiliate. 

  • To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. 

  • To beat, whack, or attack. 

noun
  • A penis, especially a long one. 

How often have the words fridge and schlong occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )