fart about vs fuck about

fart about

verb
  • To waste time, or to fool about. 

fuck about

verb
  • To fool around. 

  • To waste time with unimportant activities, often used as an admonition to urge the other party to stop wasting time. 

How often have the words fart about and fuck about occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )