fuck about vs have on

fuck about

verb
  • To fool around. 

  • To waste time with unimportant activities, often used as an admonition to urge the other party to stop wasting time. 

have on

verb
  • To trick or deceive deliberately; to play a prank on. 

  • To have turned on (an electronic device) 

  • To be wearing. 

How often have the words fuck about and have on occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )