dog's breakfast vs goatfuck

dog's breakfast

noun
  • An unappealing mixture; a disorderly situation; a mess. 

  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see dog, breakfast. 

goatfuck

noun
  • A chaotic situation where some effort has gone thoroughly wrong; a fiasco or clusterfuck. 

  • A tightly-packed crowd of people, especially photographers, journalists and cameramen, covering a news story. 

How often have the words dog's breakfast and goatfuck occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )