goatfuck vs hairball

goatfuck

noun
  • A chaotic situation where some effort has gone thoroughly wrong; a fiasco or clusterfuck. 

  • A tightly-packed crowd of people, especially photographers, journalists and cameramen, covering a news story. 

hairball

noun
  • A messy, tangled, intractable issue. 

  • A small wad of fur or mass of hair formed in the digestive system of a cat or other animal, from hair ingested while grooming. 

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