goon vs turkey

goon

noun
  • A fool; someone considered silly, stupid, awkward, or outlandish. 

  • One hired to legally kidnap a child and forcibly transport them to a boot camp, boarding school, wilderness therapy, or a similar rehabilitation facility. 

  • A Sino-Japanese kanji pronunciation layer, considered the first Sino-Japanese kanji reading type imported into Japan. 

  • A member of the comedy web site Something Awful. 

  • Cheap or inferior cask wine. 

  • An enforcer or fighter. 

  • A German guard in a prisoner-of-war camp. 

  • A wine flagon or cask. 

  • A thug; a usually muscular henchman with little intelligence. 

verb
  • To legally kidnap a child and forcibly transport them to a boot camp, boarding school, wilderness therapy, or a similar rehabilitation facility. 

  • To enter a trance-like state after masturbating and edging for a long period of time. 

  • To act like a goon; to act in an intimidating or aggressive way towards opponents. 

turkey

noun
  • A foolish or inept person. 

  • The flesh or meat of this bird eaten as food. 

  • A bird in the genus Meleagris with a fan-shaped tail and wattled neck, especially the wild turkey (Meleagris gallopavo, now domesticated). 

  • With a distinguishing word: a bird resembling the Meleagris gallopavo (for example, the brush turkey or bush turkey (Alectura lathami), and the water turkey (Anhinga anhinga)). 

  • A patient feigning symptoms; a person faking illness or injury; a malingerer. 

  • A failure. 

  • An act of throwing three strikes in a row. 

How often have the words goon and turkey occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )