hammer-headed vs not the sharpest crayon in the box

hammer-headed

adj
  • Having a head in the shape of a hammer 

  • stupid, ignorant 

not the sharpest crayon in the box

noun
  • Synonym of not the sharpest knife in the drawer 

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