handbag vs procure

handbag

verb
  • To attack verbally or subject to criticism (typically used of a woman). 

noun
  • A small bag used by women (or sometimes by men) for carrying various small personal items. 

procure

verb
  • To induce or persuade someone to do something. 

  • To obtain a person as a prostitute for somebody else. 

  • To acquire or obtain. 

How often have the words handbag and procure occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )