handbag vs schlong

handbag

verb
  • To attack verbally or subject to criticism (typically used of a woman). 

noun
  • A small bag used by women (or sometimes by men) for carrying various small personal items. 

schlong

verb
  • To beat, whack, or attack. 

  • To defeat or humiliate. 

  • To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. 

noun
  • A penis, especially a long one. 

How often have the words handbag and schlong occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )