batty vs hatstand

batty

adj
  • Mad, crazy, silly. 

noun
  • The buttocks or anus. 

  • A homosexual man. 

hatstand

adj
  • Crazy, insane. 

noun
  • A device used to store hats upon, consisting of a vertical pole with a sturdy base to prevent toppling, and an array of pegs to hold the hats. 

How often have the words batty and hatstand occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )