blasted vs hatstand

blasted

adj
  • Accursed; damned. 

  • Subjected to an explosion. 

  • Subjected to violent gusts of wind; storm-damaged. 

  • Whose branches bear no leaves; leafless. 

  • Intoxicated, drunk. 

adv
  • Damned; extremely. 

hatstand

adj
  • Crazy, insane. 

noun
  • A device used to store hats upon, consisting of a vertical pole with a sturdy base to prevent toppling, and an array of pegs to hold the hats. 

How often have the words blasted and hatstand occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )