blistering vs hatstand

blistering

adj
  • Scornful. 

  • Very hot. 

  • Causing blisters. 

  • Harsh or corrosive. 

  • Very fast. 

noun
  • The practice of forming blisters on the skin, to promote blood flow and aid healing. 

hatstand

adj
  • Crazy, insane. 

noun
  • A device used to store hats upon, consisting of a vertical pole with a sturdy base to prevent toppling, and an array of pegs to hold the hats. 

How often have the words blistering and hatstand occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )