blockhead vs hatstand

blockhead

noun
  • A sideshow performer who hammers nails or similar items through his or her nostril into the nasal cavity; human blockhead. 

  • A stupid person. 

verb
  • To perform as a human blockhead. 

  • To behave in a stupid manner. 

hatstand

noun
  • A device used to store hats upon, consisting of a vertical pole with a sturdy base to prevent toppling, and an array of pegs to hold the hats. 

adj
  • Crazy, insane. 

How often have the words blockhead and hatstand occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )