hatstand vs hideous

hatstand

adj
  • Crazy, insane. 

noun
  • A device used to store hats upon, consisting of a vertical pole with a sturdy base to prevent toppling, and an array of pegs to hold the hats. 

hideous

adj
  • Hateful; shocking. 

  • Morally offensive; shocking; detestable. 

  • Extremely or shockingly ugly. 

  • Having a very unpleasant or frightening sound 

How often have the words hatstand and hideous occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )