hatstand vs one fry short of a Happy Meal

hatstand

adj
  • Crazy, insane. 

noun
  • A device used to store hats upon, consisting of a vertical pole with a sturdy base to prevent toppling, and an array of pegs to hold the hats. 

one fry short of a Happy Meal

adj
  • mad, deranged, insane 

  • stupid, retarded, slow 

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