Christ on a cracker vs heavens

Christ on a cracker

intj
  • A humorous variation of the exclamation "Christ" or "Jesus Christ". Usually an expression of surprise, shock, exasperation etc. 

heavens

intj
  • An expression of surprise, contempt, outrage, disgust, boredom, or frustration. 

noun
  • The distant sky of the sun, moon, and stars. 

How often have the words Christ on a cracker and heavens occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )