his driveway doesn't go all the way to the road vs one fry short of a Happy Meal

his driveway doesn't go all the way to the road

one fry short of a Happy Meal

adj
  • stupid, retarded, slow 

  • mad, deranged, insane 

How often have the words his driveway doesn't go all the way to the road and one fry short of a Happy Meal occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )