holy crap on a cracker vs no way

holy crap on a cracker

intj

  • holy crap. 

no way

intj

  • Indicates astonished disbelief. 

  • Absolutely not; under no circumstances. 

noun

  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see no, way.; not any possibility. 

How often have the words holy crap on a cracker and no way occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )