holy cricket vs sweet Grandma on stilts

holy cricket

intj
  • A interjection showing an extreme form of surprise that can be used for both positive and negative moments of sudden enlightenment (like an epiphany); oh my God, great Scott. 

sweet Grandma on stilts

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