honker vs nostril

honker

noun
  • A large nose. 

  • Anything impressively large; a whopper. 

  • A wild goose. 

  • One who honks. 

  • A woman's breast. 

  • A loud burst of flatulence. 

  • The telephone. 

nostril

noun
  • Either of the two orifices located on the nose (or on the beak of a bird); used as a passage for air and other gases to travel the nasal passages. 

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