hoser vs quack

hoser

noun
  • A clumsy, boorish person, especially an over-eating, beer-drinking man, or a man prone to petty infractions such as taking other people's food or drinks. 

  • One that hoses, i.e. hurts (someone) badly. 

  • A person who hoses down a lake after a game of hockey, to return it to a smooth state. 

  • A Canadian. 

  • A person (especially a farmer) who siphons gasoline out of a vehicle or piece of equipment. 

  • One who operates a hose, e.g. a fire hose or a garden hose. 

quack

noun
  • A fraudulent healer, especially a bombastic peddler in worthless treatments, a doctor who makes false diagnoses for monetary benefit, or an untrained or poorly trained doctor who uses fraudulent credentials to attract patients 

  • Any similar charlatan or incompetent professional. 

  • The sound made by a duck. 

  • Any doctor. 

verb
  • To make a noise like a duck. 

  • Of a queen bee: to make a high-pitched sound during certain stages of development. 

  • To practice or commit quackery (fraudulent medicine). 

adj
  • Falsely presented as having medicinal powers. 

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