fuck vs hum

fuck

verb
  • To throw, to lob something. (angrily) 

  • To insert one's penis, a dildo, or other object, into a person or a specified orifice or cleft sexually; to penetrate. 

  • To have sexual intercourse; to copulate. 

  • To defraud, deface, or otherwise treat badly. 

  • Used in a phrasal verb: fuck with (“to play with, to tinker”). 

  • To be very good, to rule, go hard. 

  • Used to express great displeasure with, or contemptuous dismissal of, someone or something. 

  • To have sexual intercourse with. 

  • To put in an extremely difficult or impossible situation. 

  • To break, to destroy. 

  • To make a joke at one's expense; to make fun of in an embarrassing manner. 

  • To scold. 

intj
  • Expressing surprise. 

  • Expressing dismay or discontent. 

  • A semi-voluntary vocalization in place of a gasp. 

particle
  • Used as a shortened form of various common interrogative phrases. 

noun
  • The smallest amount of concern or consideration. 

  • A sexual partner, especially a casual one. 

  • A highly contemptible person. 

  • An act of sexual intercourse. 

adv
  • Used as an intensifier for the words "yes" and "no". 

hum

verb
  • To express by humming. 

  • To produce low sounds which blend continuously 

  • To reek, smell bad. 

  • To make a sound from the vocal chords without pronouncing any real words, with one's lips closed. 

  • To drone like certain insects naturally do in motion, or sounding similarly 

  • To buzz, be busily active like a beehive 

intj
  • Synonym of um: a noise indicating doubt, uncertainty, &c. 

  • Synonym of hmm: a noise indicating thought, consideration, &c. 

noun
  • Unpleasant odour. 

  • A phenomenon, or collection of phenomena, involving widespread reports of a persistent and invasive low-frequency humming, rumbling, or droning noise not audible to all people. 

  • Busy activity, like the buzz of a beehive. 

  • A hummed tune, i.e. created orally with lips closed. 

  • An often indistinct sound resembling human humming. 

How often have the words fuck and hum occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )