humph vs my ass

humph

intj
  • A sound, usually made with a closed mouth pouting, indicating annoyance, indignation, disapproval, doubt, or sighing. 

verb
  • To utter "humph!" in doubt or disapproval. 

my ass

intj
  • Indicates disapproval, disagreement, or disbelief, often with a tone of disregard, disdain, or disgust, referring to the buttocks. 

pron
  • I; me; myself; oneself in the third person. 

How often have the words humph and my ass occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )