jazz vs yarn

jazz

noun
  • Something of excellent quality, the genuine article. 

  • The substance or makeup of a thing; unspecified thing(s). 

  • A musical art form rooted in West African cultural and musical expression and in the African American blues tradition, with diverse influences over time, commonly characterized by blue notes, syncopation, swing, call and response, polyrhythms and improvisation. 

  • Semen, jizz. 

  • Energy, excitement, excitability. 

  • Nonsense. 

verb
  • To play (jazz music). 

  • To destroy. 

  • To complicate. 

  • To move (around/about) in a lively or frivolous manner; to fool around. 

  • To distract or pester. 

  • To ejaculate. 

  • To enliven, brighten up, make more colourful or exciting; excite 

  • To dance to the tunes of jazz music. 

yarn

noun
  • A story, a tale, especially one that is incredible. 

  • A twisted strand of fiber used for knitting or weaving. 

  • Bundles of fibers twisted together, and which in turn are twisted in bundles to form strands, which in their turn are twisted or plaited to form rope. 

verb
  • To tell a story or stories, especially one that is lengthy or unlikely to be true. 

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