keister vs kit violin

keister

noun
  • A suitcase or satchel. 

  • The anus or buttocks. 

verb
  • To conceal something in one's rectum 

kit violin

noun
  • A very small long-necked violin that came in a variety of shapes and configurations, meant to be carried in a pocket and intended for dancing instructors to carry to accompany their students. 

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