doink vs lapwing

doink

noun
  • A fool; a jerk; a worthless person. 

  • A joint (cannabis cigarette). 

verb
  • To bounce after a collision. 

  • To have sex with. 

lapwing

noun
  • A silly man. 

  • The northern lapwing (Vanellus vanellus). 

  • Any of several medium-sized wading birds belonging to the subfamily Vanellinae, within family Charadriidae. 

How often have the words doink and lapwing occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )