lastborn vs poop machine

lastborn

noun
  • The youngest child of a family. 

  • The youngest member of any company or organization. 

adj
  • Born last in a family; youngest in a the family. 

  • Younger than anyone else in a group. 

poop machine

noun
  • An infant. 

  • An animal whose defecation inconveniences humans. 

How often have the words lastborn and poop machine occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )