lawks a-mercy vs shart

lawks a-mercy

intj
  • A minced oath for "Lord have mercy". 

shart

noun
  • An instance of sharting. 

  • The resulting excrement from sharting. 

verb
  • To unintentionally defecate due to relaxing the anus to flatulate. 

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