lay pipe vs ming

lay pipe

verb
  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see lay, pipe. 

  • To have sex. 

ming

verb
  • To be foul-smelling. 

  • To produce through mixing; especially, to knead. 

  • To be unattractive (person or object). 

noun
  • Destiny, fate. 

  • A mixture. 

How often have the words lay pipe and ming occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )