lay pipe vs wouldn't touch with yours

lay pipe

verb
  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see lay, pipe. 

  • To have sex. 

wouldn't touch with yours

verb
  • To not find (someone) sexually attractive; to be unwilling to have sex with someone. 

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